The Commissioners 2007
Every town needs its commissioners, and Toupstown was no different. With plenty of drinks and laughs, the titles started flying. Gina became Commissioner of Refills, and April earned Commissioner of All Things Pancake Related for her M&M pancakes. Over the years, dozens more titles were handed out, all in good fun.
Toupstown Executive Branch (Upper management)
Toups (bmtoups)
The Mayor and Commissioner of I Told Ya So!
Formerly: Co-Commissioner of Group Baths
Craig T. (DanSinNanCToups)
The First Princess and Commissioner of Kilts
Jennie S. (jennie75)
The Former First Lady and Commissioner of Overreacting
Formerly: Commissioner of Daily Naps & Crabbiness
Formerly: Commissioner of Corrupting The Mayor
Formerly: Commissioner of Addresses & Name Tags, Co-Commissioner of Group Baths, & Town Financial Advisor
Formerly: Commissioner of SASS
Pat T. (mamatoups)
The Mayor's Mom and Commissioner of Boo-Boos & Icky Tummies
Tommy D. (stanger)
Vice Mayor and Commissioner of Voyeurism, SPAC Daddy
Duane S. (duane26)
Deputy Mayor
Brad C. (CrushLive)
Deputy Mayor of Toupstown East
Formerly: Commissioner of SPAC & Skank Promotion
Formerly: Commissioner of Pineapple Grass Bracelets & King of the Broskis
Kimmy P. (dmbgrl22)
Secretary of Transportation & Party Buses
Formerly: Commissioner of Taint
Formerly: Co-Commissioner of Bogarting
Steve F. (wolfdisney)
Chief of Police, Wookies, & Photography
Gina B. (G-Love)
Chief of Staff and Commissioner of All Things Pretty... AND GLITTER!
Formerly: Commissioner of All Things Pretty, Refills (Then Fired), & Lifeguard on Weekends
Gina S. (GRide)
The Mayor's Mistress
Toupstown Executive Staff (Middle management)
Alicia G.W. (fishies1434)
Commissioner of Knives, Sharp Objects, & Grilled Cheese
Angela (??)
Commissioner of Photography & Unlocked Honey Buckets
Angela W. (wnderwoman)
Commissioner of Invisible Jets
Anne B. (lilannie)
Commissioner of Mobile Ants & Road Rage
Anthony (AnthonyRyan)
Co-Commissioner of Matching Outfits
April M. (Steady37)
Commissioner of Craftiness
Formerly: Commissioner of Abandonment, All Things Pancake Related & Memory Retention Distribution
Brandon T. (upandaway921)
Commissioner of Diversity, Double Entendre, & Partial Nudity
Brendan C. (skiddiet)
Commissioner of Ministry & Musicianship
Formerly: Ambassador of Setlist Roulette
Brian H. (DoDaFoo)
Commissioner of Pools and Power Hour
Formerly: Commissioner of Taking One for the Team, Co-Commissioner of Power Hour
Brian K. (CounterKnight)
Commissioner of Silver Skank Slaves
Caitlin Q. (chickdrummer88)
Commissioner of Leis
Dave (JagerDave41)
Commissioner of The Jager
Dave W. (41FLADAVE)
Commissioner of Floridians & All Things Flava
Drew T. (saxlover)
Commissioner of Bubbles, Monkeys, & GORGEous Boob Awards!
Eric (newscane)
Commissioner of All Things Travel-Related
Fay L. (fleffer)
Commissioner of Special Baked Projects
Frederick S. (fsankh)
Commissioner of Pay It Forwards, Bear Hugs, & Smiles
GregDog (TempHelpNeeded)
Commissioner of Cocoa Astros
Jaime (non-Ant, with Pat)
Commissioner of Fashion & Style
Jen B. (Fanforlife08)
Commissioner of Tube Tops, Sun Dresses, & Hair
Jenn B. (DMBgirl87)
Commissioner of Hotness & Co-Commissioner of Power Hour
Jesse C. (jesspc)
Honorary Commissioner of Visiting Hours & Czar of Jesse's #1derland
Jessica H. (Jessica41)
Commissioner of the Funnel
Jim (jimi/\/\ithing)
Commissioner of Party Promotion
Jim J. (avsfan)
Commissioner of Bad Decisions & Octobongs
Jolynn R. (dmblynny)
Commissioner of Cute Asses, All Things Fabulous, & All Things E! A! G! L! E! S!
Justin G.W. (postmodman)
Commissioner of Grilling & Cool Things
Keegan B. (kgs305)
Commissioner of Cougar Hunting & Gina Sammiches
Kevin M. ("ThatGuy")
Commissioner of Memory Retention
Kim V. (PrincessKimby)
Co-Commissioner of Matching Outfits
Lacey (non-Ant)
Commissioner of Free Spirits & All The Random Ants Marching
Lindsey K. (segolily)
Co-Commissioner of REI Hobitats
Marissa B. (ruggr4)
Honorary Commissioner of Beakers & All Things Science
Formerly: Ambassador of Goodwill
Mark R. (smooth666)
Commissioner of Immigration for Canadian Population Control
Mary Ann M. (MAM2STEPN)
Commissioner of Treasury, Sanitations, & Enchilada Casseroles
Matt G. (blsc1121)
Commissioner of Oh HI Oh
Matt O. (Mcbong)
Commissioner of All Things Liquor, Logos, & Peer Pressure
Melissa M. (cincydmbfan)
Commissioner of Wet, Wild, & Fun!
Michelle T. (mbuttercup7)
Commissioner of Bacon, Beer, Bunny Ears, & Tent Hopping
Formerly: Commissioner of Going There
Nick P. (Kiwinick)
Commissioner of Kiwis & Ninja Turtles
Nick S. (uro55)
Commissioner of Media Consultation and Design; and All Things Ron-Ya
Nikki W. (wsu_cougar_gal)
Co-Commissioner of REI Hobitats
Paula G. (littleyogini)
Commissioner of Yoga Instruction
Reid J. (1twistedjew)
Commissioner of Circle Jerks & Jews
Formerly: Commissioner of Sanitation
Roach (roach187)
Commissioner of Six-Strings & Official Conquistador
Ryan G. (Ryner1234)
Commissioner of Party, Puke & Rally
Sarah R. (Sarah*Smile)
Commissioner of Corrupting the Ants Admins
Scott M. (Aussiemetfan)
Commissioner of All Things Porn Related
Mr. Scott (Simply-Mad)
Commissioner of Story Telling
Steph M. (bustdstuff)
Commissioner of All Things Monkey Lovin' & Co-Commissioner of Bogarting
Steve B. (slymuthfuka)
Commissioner of Sly Mother Fuckers
Tony R. (spawn)
Commissioner of Forum Whores
Formerly: Commissioner of Transportation & Engineering
Tricia D. (mistri)
Commissioner of Rubbers, Joints, & All Things Secret
Vic (lilvic*20)
Cultural attaché to the Jersey Shore
Zach D. (zachyd)
Commissioner of Music, Lyrics, Drumsticks, Countdowns, Gummy Bears, & EPIC FAIL